With our bored, disinterested staff at hand almost 10 mintues per week, your website is safe in our hands! No backups, no UPS, no enviroment control, no problem!

And our servers? Well, we only have one, but we're checking out the bargin bucket at the local charity shop on an almost weekly basis, so it is only a matter of time!

Server 1 Specs..

4 Megabytes RAM
20 Megabytes Hard Disk Space
1 Keyboard
1 Green Monitor
1 5.2" Floppy Disk Drive
0 Mice

The server lacks an Internet connection right now, but we're hopeful of installing some kind of dial up connection on a 14,400 modem we found abandoned in a skip some day. This major updating work should be completed summer 2008. But then again, maybe not. Who cares? We don't!