Reviews

Don't take our word for it! Check out these customer reviews to see how shit our service really is…

	"Oh, God. All my data… gone." - Dave from Hastings
	"I signed up 3 months ago. My site hasn't been online since!" - Be from NYC
	"I thought they were kidding! I want to die!" - Wendy from Manchester
	"I'll see you in hell Downtime Hosting!" - Brian from Ohio
	"Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!" - Dennis from Kindergarten

We're even worse than country music!